Category: ranting and raving
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Male customer, to me, as I reach up and slide the rug racks back for his viewing convenience: "Nice rack!" I'm forgiving him only because he had his two kids with him and was mortified at the slip–he honestly meant the rug rack.
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Just when I think I can't take it anymore, American life throws another one at me: strawberries.* A simple fruit treat, right? Wrong. Now they are "GIANT" strawberries. Even the ones not labeled "GIANT" are monstrously-proportioned specimens. That I can't fit in my mouth. And trust me, I can fit alot of things in my…
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I popped into the pharmacy the other day to have a prescription filled—there was a wait, so I left my basket of other sundries at the counter and agreed to return for the prescription after finishing my shopping at the grocers next door. I forgot to return. Completely. Until three days later. One of the…
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a shot from the November roadtrip….wishing I was back on the road. any road.
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I nearly lost it in the dental care aisle of Target the other night—too many toothbrushes to choose from. Seriously, there must have been nearly 200 different types on display. I didn't know where to begin. Why I should be made to decifer and contemplate MEANINGLESS differences in type, features, benefits?? Either it has bristles…
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click on image to read, funny stuff!
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Did I say something about missing work??
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Overheard from the hallway of my building earlier this month; gal to guy behind apartment door: "If I wanted you to put the f***ing Christmas lights there, I would have told you to put the f***ing Christmas lights there!!" Can you feel the holiday magic?
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New names for the obvious. A sign on the bus uses the term "mobility device" in reference to a wheelchair. When did 'wheelchair' become offensive? Is it not a chair with wheels? Why is that wrong? I'm going to start calling my purse a 'personal object transport device'. Large hunks of meat under heat lamps,…
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