girl at large

the Christmas hangover…foggy memories dance in my head…reindeer antlers, a red doggie sweater/straight jacket, the disco tinsel tree, pounds of chocolate, ghetto jesus on the coffee table, wrapping paper mayhem, and a bottle of wine (a gift from a well meaning neighbor) with a label that read, i kid you not:
"Try it with hamburgers, pizza, or chicken wings! It's a great hot tub wine too!"