girl at large

i woke from my Sunday afternoon nap, joined Mom lounging in the livingroom, where a bag of tasty little 'tater chips had appeared on the table…hmmm, a salty snack sounds good…hand reached in and got….a soggy crumpled up snot rag?!? with nasty cigarette butts clinging to it? what the hell?!?!
i don't know what was grosser…that cello-surprise or mom's rushing off in a purple-faced fit to check if indeed she did wet her pants laughing.