girl at large

mix liberally, let rest for eight hours before suffering:
-five hours direct sunlight
-insufficient sunblock
-five carafes of Rose
-one salt water dunk
-one large salmon and poached egg salad
repeat Rose (4-6 glasses)
add one full pack cigarettes
sprinkle with additional bummed cigarettes throughout, then add:
-three glasses of indeterminate Red wine
-one bowl of potato salad (eaten over kitchen sink at 1:30am)
garnish with two asprin and cover with sleeping (and slightly stinky) dog