girl at large

Now that I've invested considerably in a climate-appropriate and work-worthy wardrobe, there's just no excuse for rumpled piles, wire hangers and overloaded drawers. It's time to clean and organize the closet! It's time for Target!
Hmm, seems like a non-life threatening prospect. However, close reading of the labels on my new pants-hangers (20 of them) revealed the following:
"This product contains lead, a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."
Kinda took the wind outta my spring cleaning sails.