Parents Say The Darnedest Things

There have been some memorable moments over the past none months:

“You got pregnant so quickly, its like I got you pregnant from across the room, KAPOW!!” -guess who

“I never thought it would happen for you!”. -Paul’s mom when we told her the big news

Paul, holding up a onesie in my direction: “Fill it!”

“Guess what honey, you get to pork me one last time!” -Kate, reading the baby book chapter on ways to get labor started.

“Where does the umbilical cord go, back in?”-Paul (I will forever imagine a self-retracting vacuum cleaner cord).

“I gotta go, I’m heading to Target for an emergency bigger pantie run” -Kate

“Was it vigorous? It’s got to be vigorous!” – Mom, explaining how sex can help get labor started.

“My part is done, the rest is your job!” -Dad, on completing the cradle.

“I think I can make it that long!” – Grandma Mickey every week when I tell her how much longer til the due date