girl at large

J:Hey Kate, I gotta tell you something you should already know.
K: What’s that Jack?
J: You’ve got a big day coming up.
K: What day is that?
J: Um hello, PREGNANT!! Duh!! (big gesture pointing at my belly) So, when are you going to have it already?
K: Not sure, could be any day now.
J: Are you going to have it here at OFR?
K: I don’t think so, but what do you think if I did, would that be hilarious or what?
J: I bet you’d get overtime.