girl at large

"Parenting is one small indignity after another; from my robe falling open at inopportune times, to the goldfish I just snacked on that I'm pretty sure had been on the floor". -Paulie

Add to that:

-Changing a diaper on a public restroom floor.

-An Uncle asking "Is the baby under here?" as he lifts the nursing scarf away.

-Wishing I had more of those mesh underwear from the hospital.

-Closing the bathroom door for those five sweet minutes alone.

-Shaving the left leg on Tuesday, the right leg on Wednesday.

-Seriously discussing the merits of Nurse Holly's (of Doc McStuffins cartoon fame) record keeping (the Big Book of Boo Boos) with the three year old.

-Assembling any stroller, swing, bouncy chair, or car seat together without divorcing.

-Milk in the cabinet, coffee beans in the fridge, toothpaste in the kitchen, crackers in the bathroom.

-Asking "Is this poop?" more than once a day.

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