girl at large

I like to write about life when you have a job, some kids, a fixer upper and a fatal disease.

Sounds About Right

Me: “You said ‘Aldi’s’ little while ago, now there’s an Aldi ad in my feed. I’ve never had an Aldi ad before.”

Mom: “So what?”

Me: “It’s listening, I swear the devices are listening”

Mom: “What? Ooh, that’s spooky….”

Also Mom: holds up iPad, “SEX!”