“Firefighter Dan came to our school Mama and we sat outside and he put on a funny mask and we got to talk to him and ask him questions after he gave us badge stickers”.
Oh, what question did you ask Firefighter Dan, Charlie?
“I asked him about the Great Chicago Fire”.
Wait, what? You asked about what?
“Yep, but Firefighter Dan didn’t know too much”. (shakes head)
girl at large 