girl at large

i have decided that the clean, un-marred bikini line is a feat i am incapable of achieving, a test of my womanhood and sexiness that i have failed miserably. (how did those poor indian, um, native american boys feel when they returned from the right of passage hunt empty-handed? less native american?)
shave, wax, depil cream; all the same results: horrible red rash, bumps; in effect a sort of creeping crotch-rot look. and painful. treatment(?): tea tree cream, aka: diaper rash cream. looking of third world disease and smelling of nappy? most certainly NOT sexy.