girl at large

GUYS!!!! some practical hints for posting a personal ad online:
do not use a picture of yourself:
-getting your hair cut
-hugging an ex-girlfriend
-in super-short basketball pants
-about to sneeze
-wearing a beret
-wearing a �World�s Greatest Mom� sweatshirt
-doing the Chicken Dance
-from highschool (particularly if you are currently 35)
-shirtless while holding a bunny rabbit
do not begin your essay with:
-�I like to fight. I do something called Ultimate Fighting…�
don�t use screen names like:
toobiginmypants
screeminmonkey
gigalo785
funkymule
psykoknife
any wonder why these things don't work?