girl at large

A few ideas for replying to the too-often asked "Are you married"?
I had a husband, but I killed him, that's why I'm here at the paint store buying a plastic tarp. Have a nice day!
No, I prefer to sleep with other people's husbands. Is yours busy today?
Not anymore, I sold him on E-Bay. Shipping was a bitch.
Yes, but I'm the second wife. He and I and his other three wives live in a trailer on the edge of town.