girl at large

I like to write about life when you have a job, some kids, a fixer upper and a fatal disease.

‘Tis The Season

Should I Eat These Crackers (nuts, cookies, olives, etc)?

Are they unopened? —-then probably not.

Are they a brand you don’t recognize or usually see in the cupboard? —-probably definitely not.

Are they fancy? —-oooh, probably really shouldn’t.

Is it December? —-Danger danger danger

Did you answer yes to two or more of these questions? If so, don’t you dare eat those crackers, they are for COMPANY.

COMPANY!