The Mozzarella (a solid packed in water)
The Club Sandwich (layers of constipation and diarrhea)
The Scooter (sometimes also called the Squeezer)
The Pressure Washer
The Hot Pressure Washer
The Fluffy
The Green Monster. (You ate nothing green, you drank nothing green, it’s just green for no reason)
The Sequel (I didn’t like the first one)
The Last Train (one more time before bed)
I know it so well and yet I still can’t spell it.. diareea, diharehea, diereha…diarrhea!
girl at large 